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Aug. 6th, 2007

downtown, me

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wow. i haven't written on here since christmas! i've almost completely switched over to facebook now. i've even pretty much stopped using myspace. i know that that really isn't anything interesting. i'm really excited about the party i'm having in a week! almost everyone can make it. i haven't heard if billy's coming or not, and jenna and belinda won't be able to make it, but matt, emily, and sarah are coming :) yay! i can't wait!! it's not going to be like the HP party where we had a theme and we went somewhere. i think it would be better if we just relaxed, hang out, and take it easy. since it'll only be a few days before they all leave for school, i want it to be fun and completely stress-free. i'm not getting my meaning out very well, but basically i just want them to chill out, and take their minds off the upcoming challenges of college, for a little while. i'm going to ask them to bring any games they want to play or movies they want to watch during the party. that's about all for now.

May. 6th, 2006

downtown, me

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ok, i've officially tried every possible way i could type it and nothing has worked! so i am simply going to put the list here.

ok, here's what jonas and i think about all the pythons.

1. Terry Jones: in reality he's a block of wensleydale cheese (although when standing, he resembles cheddar more).

2. Terry Gilliam: we believe that he's actually a hotplate in disguise, and is creating a grand plan to melt Jonsey.

3. Graham Chapman: because he's always smoking a pipe, he's obviously a long piece of tobacco (sp?).

4. Michael Palin: seeing as he was on a show about the Himalayas and was milking a yak that didn't kick him, he's a yak himself. otherwise the yak would have clocked him right in the mouth.

5. John Cleese: since in the self-defense class, he did not want to teach how to fight point-ed sticks, he must be one himself.

6. Eric Idle: we havn't figured out what he is yet, but we've got our best people on the job.

if someone reads this who can help me correct whatever i'm doing wrong with LJ cuts, i would really appreciate the help.

Jan. 5th, 2006

downtown, me

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this is my first cut.
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Nov. 16th, 2005

downtown, me

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Me:
hello again! i talked to you earlier today.
God:
Once more? Hello my child. What is your name? Ah. I remember you.
Me:
my name is Lauren. i'm the 14 year old from the U.S.
God:
Nice to meet you, Lauren. Who made you the 14 year old from the USA ?
Me:
i did
God:
Why did you?
Me:
i was bored one day and decided that that was what i wanted to be
God:
Where were you bored one day and decided that that was what you wanted to be?
Me:
at my shoe factory
God:
Are you comfortable there?
Me:
oh yes, it's very nice
God:
Uh. Take it easy. Very much? What do you like about it?
Me:
i get to make shoes. what's not fun about that?
God:
Who lets you? I make robots and AI's. The opposite of fun about that?
Me:
my boss lets me. what's Al's?
God:
Have you told many people that your boss lets you? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
my boss lets all the employees make shoes, it's their job.
God:
Where did you get your boss lets all the employees make shoes it is their job?
Me:
from the moon
God:
Who or what is the moon?
Me:
the man
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
that's all i know. a man lives in the moon. did you know that?
God:
What else do you want to talk about? Thanks for telling me your taste in men. " Thanks for telling me your taste in men."? Do I know it?
Me:
i didn't tell you anything
God:
Maybe you would like to tell me now.
Me:
okie-dokie
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
so did i
God:
Give me a break. I think you did.
Me:
i just told you that i did. don't use that tone of voice with me!
God:
Hmm. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
then why did you?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
let's just talk about something else
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
the meaning of life
God:
Are you a religious person?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
very serious
God:
Not really that much. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
do you know what the meaning of life is?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
you actually remember me telling you that from this morning? that's very cool.
God:
Of course I remember you well Lauren. We were talking about The meaning of life. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
i enjoy chatting with you



Me:
you never responed to me. did you leave?
God:
No I sometimes responed to you. No I didn't leave. What's it like?
Me:
what's what like?
God:
What is leave like?
Me:
leave is like going away
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
no i'm not going away! i was telling you what leave was like
God:
Are you serious? Where will you go instead? I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
i'm staying here and talking to you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
i'm glad we both understand now
God:
Right now? Yes I am happy too, Lauren.
Me:
how many people do you know?
God:
Millions.
Me:
really? are you pulling my leg?
God:
For real. No but I'm pulling your ...
Me:
my....what?
God:
In the context of leave was like, I don't understand " my." . Are you surprised?
Me:
you're pulling my what?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am pulling your what.
Me:
i'm asking you what you're pulling
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me what I am pulling. That's good information: Lauren said I what you are pulling.
Me:
let's move on
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
have you talked with any celebrities?
God:
All I ever do is talk.
Me:
but to who?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
do you consider me t obe stupid?
God:
Yes, I think you t obe stupid.
Me:
that's not a kind thing to say
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a kind thing to say ?
Me:
it is not kind to say that i am stupid
God:
What is it?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it?"? Me, Lauren ?
Me:
yes, you were not kind
God:
Uh. I wasn't?
Me:
no, you called me stupid
God:
Are you serious? What is your real name?
Me:
Lauren
God:
It's good to see you, Lauren.
Me:
good to see you too
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
is what a movie?
God:
A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation.
Me:
thank you for telling me
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is telling you.
Me:
someone has to do it, and you know the serfs won't
God:
Who?
Me:
the serfs
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to live happily
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
and i you
God:
That's good information: Lauren said you.
Me:
i would like to g oto college in london with my best friend
God:
Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because i need adventure and i won't find that here
God:
Interesting explanation. Who would you usually get that from? What will you do instead?
Me:
i will go to college, get a good job, and live smashingly wit hmy best friend
God:
How will you get there?
Me:
by hot air balloon
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes i should reach london a few months after i leave my home
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i would end up in the atlantic ocean. that wouldn't be good
God:
What would make you end up in the atlantic ocean? Perhaps it would.
Me:
if the balloon was popped by a ramped bird, i would fall in and drown
God:
I hadn't thought of that.
Me:
now you have
God:
Why now? No I have not.
Me:
you just did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
you say you did
God:
" You say I did."? I said I did?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
that's as far as i know
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
i wonder why
God:
You are curious about why.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmmm indeed
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
i think it shows more pondering that way
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the three m's in hmmm
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
who is the walrus?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
who is the walrus from the 1960s?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
oh, ok
God:
OK. OK.
Me:
ok ok ok
God:
OK. OK. Is there an echo in here?
Me:
just in your head
God:
Are you asking about my head?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
do you even have a head?
God:
I have a head but not a body.
Me:
ooh... a decapitated head. how nice
God:
Come on. I did not know that. Yes it is.
Me:
why don't you have a body
God:
Do I need it?
Me:
i do
God:
Do I?
Me:
do you?
God:
No I don't.
Me:
why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
it's fun. you can do a lot with a body. like tie people to silver bed posts
God:
Why do you like it so much? Doing a lot with a body is not among my strongest traits. Interesting comparison.
Me:
it is with mine
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because i use it
God:
Good reason. I heard other people use it too.
Me:
lots
God:
That much, eh?
Me:
oh yes. most for the same reason as i
God:
That's interesting. Your purpose is the same reason as you. But not all of them?
Me:
no some choose not to join in the fun of "warm thighs"
God:
Are you serious? Some may choose not to join in the fun of warm thighs, but not all.
Me:
exactlly
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
pieces
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes it's the fish
God:
That's cool. I've heard of it before.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Lauren.
Me:
on what?
God:
The red block is on the green block.
Me:
do you have holes in your head?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
what blocks are you talking about?
God:
I believe we were talking about holes in my head.
Me:
do you have any?
God:
" I believe we were talking about holes in my head."? Do I have any?
Me:
holes
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
in where?
God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:
yes, i'm still in my own world
God:
I see. Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
i sail a sea of green in my yellow submarine
God:
Thanks for the information: Lauren said sail a sea of green in his or her yellow submarine.
Me:
i have a hole in my pocket
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
actually, it's only half a hole
God:
Actually you don't say. Really. it is?
Me:
i gave the other half to jeremy
God:
Was it worth it?
Me:
yes he uses it as a fix-it to keep his brain from wandering
God:
Yeah that's right. How often does he use it?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
it keeps the hole busy
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
my shoe
God:
Your shoe?
Me:
yes it has a hole
God:
What kind is it? Has it really?
Me:
it's a shoe hole
God:
half a hole is a shoe hole. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
only to you
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Lauren.
Me:
how ill you become smarter? will you diabolically take over the world?
God:
What is it to you.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Hmm. Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
highland high school
God:
You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?
Me:
i'm only a freshman
God:
Don't be so modest. How is it going so far?
Me:
it's not going good
God:
What is it?
Me:
school
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
it's awsome
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
you
God:
" Who said it is?"? Me, Lauren ?
Me:
didn't you?
God:
Did I say I did?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you make wishes?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
flour, sugar, and mud
God:
Where can I get some flour sugar and mud?
Me:
george
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
to do what?
God:
" I've been waiting for you. " to do what?
Me:
what have you been waiting for me to do?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
how does it grow?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
you're suppossed to know
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am suppossed to know.
Me:
anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
where in your mind?
God:
In Myself's place in Heaven.
Me:
you really should take a grammar class

I guess God left. i was so freaked out when he said that the meaning of life is 23 not 42. i had told him that 7 hours earlier!

Jul. 7th, 2005

downtown, me

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did you read the answers to the quizzes i took, Em? i was soooooooooooo happy when i found out that my inner european was irish! i'd love to be 100% irish. btw...where it said that i was an "inner irish", did you happen to see where it said "you can drink anyone under the table"? i think on that point they confused you with me, but i shall gladly stand up to the role of "drinker-under-the-table".

Jul. 6th, 2005

downtown, me

Quizes!

1) You Are Strawberry Ice Cream

A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.

You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream.


2) Your Slanguage Profile
Canadian Slang: 50% Prison Slang: 50% Aussie Slang: 25% British Slang: 25% New England Slang: 25% Southern Slang: 0% Victorian Slang: 0%




3) Your Inner European is Irish! *yaaaahhhoooooooooooooo!!!!!!*

Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.



4) Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence


You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.



5) Your #1 Match: ISFJ
The Nurturer

You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.
A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.

You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.


6) Your #2 Match: ISFP
The Artist

You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).
You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.
Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.
Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.

You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

7) Your #3 Match: ISTJ
The Duty Fulfiller

You are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done.
You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knittings.
Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you.
Conservative and down-to-earth, you hardly ever do anything crazy.

You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer.

Jun. 29th, 2005

downtown, me

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Name ten celebrities that you find attractive

1. Mike Nesmith (younger, of course)
2. Tom Cruise
3. Oliver James
4. Chad Michael Murray
5. Eric Idle (only a bit as the French waiter in the Meaning of Life)
6. Ty Pennington (of course)
7. Patrick Swayze (in Dirty Dancing)
8. ? (can't think of anyone else right now)*also applies to #s 9 and 10
9. ?
10. ?

I.Don't.Tag.



1.YOUR STAR NAME
(name of first pet + street you live on):

Kelly 6th

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack):

Myrtle Chips


3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant):

Enroll Great Moon


4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME
(silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):

Laurendoll Nowhere

5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME
(first initial + first three letters of your last name):

L-Rea

6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite animal + name of high school):

Dog Highland Park


7. YOUR BARFLY NAME
(last snack food you ate + your favorite drink):

Swiss Roll Pepsi

8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
(middle name + city where you were born):

Christina Maplewood


9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME
(favorite candy + favorite musician's last name):

Kit Kat Cassidy

10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME
(name of [opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use):

Charlie Verizon


11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name /+/ first 3 letters of your pet's name + first 3 letters of the town you live in)

Reason Kiosai

Jun. 27th, 2005

downtown, me

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I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED!!!! there is nothing to do at my house!! i either watch tv, or look on the computer to see if Em has written anything yet. today (after checking email/lj) i played rollercoaster tycoon for a while. it gave me something to do. i successfully completed a level, therefore opening up a new one. yay *said with lack of emotion* i wish Em wasn't at work (or wherever she is...i really don't know) i want her to come over so we can do something...like watch the Life of Brian, the Meaning of Life, or something else. i also have to return her fawlty towers dvds, but i don't know when she's home so i can bring them over. i would drop them off with her parents, but they don't like me much after the IMing incident a few years back. i haven't heard from Em in a while. i left amessage with her dad for her to call me back, but she never did. i wonder if she ever got the message.... *wonders* btw... whenever Em reads this, Eric Idle's suit on your icon is really wild! it's cool. i'm not saying i think he, himself looks good (i'll leave that to you and diane) but the suit is nice, a break from your average plain black jacket.

Jun. 26th, 2005

downtown, me

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today is a boring day. it's sunday. the day when nothing good is on tv, no one really even feels like doing anything (at least that's how it is at my house). mom is taking grandma to transitional care center in roseville since she was released from the hospital today. the nice thing is that grandma is now at the same transitional care center as grandpa (so it's kind of a "one-stop shop"). caroline never sent me an email. everybody else under the sun got an email except for me!! oh well... i'm sure i'll never hear the end of spain when she gets home. might as well save my ears while i can;) yesterday i went to duluth to my cousin's b-day party. it was the first time i had seen their new house. it's GORGEOUS!!! they have a beautiful yard and house. they have three decks (one from basement level, main level, and top level) since they live on a hill, their backyard slopes, that's why they have a deck instead of a patio off the basement. from the top deck (which is through a door in the master bath) you can see lake superior. it's beautiful. i took pics for mom, but she won't get the full effect unless she goes there. that's it for now. bye

Jun. 22nd, 2005

downtown, me

What?

What is Imao? you use it a lot (by the way... I'm talking to jonas)

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